bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

drachenpfoten:

My other favorite TV marriage.  Only somewhat influenced by the fact that Marshall is Minnesotan.

Animated gifs from www.giphy.com

youcouldbefound:

neoliberalismkills:

"no one can love you until you love yourself"

that is complete bullshit

don’t let anyone tell you that you don’t deserve love from other people because you struggle with loving yourself

this everyone read this right now

plantvibes:

cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person

kittyichooseyou:

So I was on my phone a lot at work today, like almost non stop. And one of my coworkers gave me this look and was like “what are yooou up to~?” and I think they might all think I have a boyfriend that I’m not telling them about.

But in reality, I downloaded a new kawaii anime girl app game and was trying to raise Mimmy-chan’s tsundere level all day.

The moral of the story is that I’m disgusting weeaboo trash and don’t deserve a boyfriend.

Robin Williams has a joke about raccoons hating recycling and I am gonna tell you that it is very accurate.

situpsandfruitcups:

themoonphase:

thecutestofthecute:

captain-snark:

moist-fondling:

themanicpixiedreamgrrrl:

Literally me when I hurt people

oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend

OMG AT THE END WHEN HE JUST SCOOPS THE CAT’S HEAD TO HIS CHEST.

I will reblog this until the day I die

my heART

Raccoons over everythang


Literally me when kittyichooseyou says words.

situpsandfruitcups:

themoonphase:

thecutestofthecute:

captain-snark:

moist-fondling:

themanicpixiedreamgrrrl:

Literally me when I hurt people

oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend

OMG AT THE END WHEN HE JUST SCOOPS THE CAT’S HEAD TO HIS CHEST.

I will reblog this until the day I die

my heART

Raccoons over everythang

Literally me when kittyichooseyou says words.
thisistheverge:

Coca-Cola is bringing back the worst 1990s soda because the internet
“It’s a fully-loaded citrus soda with carbos”

Thank!

thisistheverge:

Coca-Cola is bringing back the worst 1990s soda because the internet
“It’s a fully-loaded citrus soda with carbos”

Thank!

katsuragikamui:

sharoontheraccoontyphoon:

Because I don’t think this uploaded. katsuragikamui I picked up one for you!

oh my gosh!! That’s so cool. I didnt know they were giving those out. Thank you!!! ^o^

No one knew! All the buddy fighters were super excited!

Because I don’t think this uploaded. katsuragikamui I picked up one for you!

Licht and I are getting pumped for some Buddy Fighting!

Licht and I are getting pumped for some Buddy Fighting!

Didn’t do as well as last year to say I was disappointed in myself would be an understatement.

vanguardus:

Bushiroad Global tweeted an accurate summary of what the players actually think of their judges

vanguardus:

Bushiroad Global tweeted an accurate summary of what the players actually think of their judges